I hate new years holidays! They’re so damn festive. And repetitive. And I live in the fucking firework district, so I never get any sleep. :) 

It seems like it would be fun if I didn’t have to deal with drunk ass little fuckers running around and causing shit with my chocolate fountains. 

I’M RICH FOR A REASON, OKAY? WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE.

also i might be drunk