I'm Wiress.
I was a Victor in the Games.
I was in the 75 annual Games.
And the Quarter Quell.
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By putting forward the hands of the clock you shall not advance the hour.

My name is Wiress. This is my silly, mundane existance.

“Dad, I’m having ‘lady problems’!”

Perfect for all uses.

EXAMPLE:

When a male cousin is jerking off in the shower and you really need to use it, so you splash cold water on him to take care of his problem down there.

“DAD, I WAS HAVING ‘LADY PROBLEMS’! I NEEDED A SHOWER!”


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